A long time ago I was a kid staying with Auny Carol and Uncle Art in New Jersey.  It was 1 April and Uncle Art was going to work early so I got up in the dark - before anyone was up - emptied the sugar bowl and filled it with salt.  Uncle Art got up and made his coffee (4 "sugars" as usuual) then went away to finish  dressing.  Unfortunately he got distacted and was rushing to gt to work by the time he got back to thekitchen so grabed hiis coffee and toook a huge gulp - and sprayed it all ove the kitchen.  He was furious, I was laughiing so hard I couldnt speak and Aunty Carol was trying not to smile

RIP Uncle Art